Before you have kids, you never realise; how much work they will be, and how much you will love them.  The days that my two boys were born, which was 13 and 10 years ago, were one of the happiest days of my life.  Since those days, I have been; vomited on, pooh'd on, wee'd on, used as a chauffeur every weekend, not to mention the vast amount of money that they have managed to prize from my bank account, and I have come to a single conclusion, "They are Trying to Kill me"! 

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My Blog, a conspiracy theory, is about the adventures we have together and their enjoyment when persuading me to participate in their activities. Usuarly at my expense.

Will I survive?  who knows.